Surely you jest...

Sun, 01 Jan 2006 14:49:45 GMT

I love the 80's 3D: 1988

Listen, I love the 80's 3D is great. It has helped me expand my pop culture knowledge. Thank you VH1.

"When I go into the tanning bed, I put on goggles for my eyes, and a tiny little cap for my wiener".- Mo Rocca

Also, many women fighting for Flava Flav's heart? WTF. Who the hell would do that. Did you see the commercial? He is so black.

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 20:25:38 GMT

Noreen Saget

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 23:19:28 GMT

Today is Hall-o-ween

The Good: Psycho on Turner Classic Movies

The Bad: It gets dark at 6:07 P.M.

Fri, 21 Oct 2005 15:10:03 GMT

It's amazing when you are actually happy....everything just falls into place. I can be on my adderall and not be a zombie like I was before. It wasn't the adderall.....I was just unhappy.

"I'm just in a constant mood of happiness"

Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:30:32 GMT

I absolutely can not wait for Shop Girl to come out. I love Steve Martin. He is next on my list of "people to meet" list.

And a long awaited.....

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 19:01:44 GMT

You may not know this, but I can now die a happy woman. I have met my one true idol. Michael Ian Black.

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 17:34:23 GMT

Being in college reminds me of the seventies. I bet that my professors have very 70's styled homes, just like the home of the writer in "A clockwork orange". Being in college in the city also reminds me of Annie Hall. I miss Annie Hall and Sami and Tamara. That one night when we watched that movie was so much fun.

Memorable Quotes from Annie Hall

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 19:09:55 GMT

[In California]
Annie Hall: It's so clean out here.
Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.

Duane: Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
Alvy Singer: Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.

Alvy Singer: I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light

Alvy Singer: Yeah, grass, right? The illusion that it will make a white woman more like Billie Holiday.
Annie Hall: Well, have you ever made love high?
Alvy Singer: Me? No. I - I, you know, If I have grass or alcohol or anything, I get unbearably wonderful. I get too, too wonderful for words. I don't know why you have to get high every time we make love.
Annie Hall: It relaxes me.
Alvy Singer: You have to be artificially relaxed before we can go to bed?
Annie Hall: Well, what's the difference anyway?
Alvy Singer: Well, I'll give you a shot of sodium pentathol. You can sleep through it.
Annie Hall: Oh come on. Look who's talking. You've been seeing a psychiatrist for 15 years. You should smoke some of this. You'd be off the couch in no time.

Alvy Singer: Dav - you call your teacher David?
Annie Hall: It's his name.
Alvy Singer: It's a Biblical name, right? What does he call you, Bathsheba?

[Alvy has killed two spiders]
Alvy Singer: I did it. I killed 'em both.
[Annie starts crying]
Alvy Singer: What's the matter? What are you sad about? What did you want me to do? Capture 'em and rehabilitate 'em?

Annie Hall: You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew.
Alvy Singer: Oh. Thank you.

Alvy Singer: [narrating] After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I... I realized what a terrific person she was, and... and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I... I, I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs.

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 00:17:40 GMT

Today is Michael Ian Black's birthday. If I would have known....I would have thrown him a party

and now I want a polaroid camera

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 01:25:57 GMT

Jeff Goldblum is the most amazing man.

He came out looking like Kramer

Billy Crudup

Goulet!

Christina Applegate is a skinny neurotic bitch

She is just as hot in person. She told me she liked my polka dots on my scarf and touched my head

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 17:04:50 GMT

I <3 NY

I will be in New York Bitches. Finally

Unique New York Unique New York How now brown cow how now brown cow The human torch was denied a bank loan

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 22:59:56 GMT

I don't care
what you say.... Yes
Evanessence is a gay band.
But the song "my immortal" by
them is a beautiful song.
And you know it too

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 21:19:07 GMT

It's time again for some funny stuff

a panda dog

Tue, 24 May 2005 00:09:34 GMT

Can you appreciate what it must have been like for my mother growing up with this woman?

Mon, 16 May 2005 03:48:51 GMT

Prom could have been worse. There could have been people like this at the event.

Sat, 14 May 2005 15:15:40 GMT

Melissa Hannah is SO Ghetto Fab-o-lous

Wed, 04 May 2005 14:29:50 GMT

Here comes graduation....here comes the stress. How did all of you '04 graduates deal with the stress?

Mon, 25 Apr 2005 00:34:23 GMT

There is no great a person as..

Tyler Cook

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 02:36:00 GMT

ha, I just realized how funny bad santa is. "Your name is Thurman Merman"?

And pretty much John Ritter is really funny in that movie.

Wed, 20 Apr 2005 00:13:53 GMT

There are two songs that I really HAVE to dance to at prom by Madonna. They are Lucky Star, and Get Into the Groove. If I do not dance to these songs WITH GLEN PARRIS, prom will be bad. I would never dance to those awesome songs with stewart because he is not worthy enough to dance with me to those songs.

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 00:20:10 GMT

One word.....

Adorable!

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 03:11:38 GMT

My mother is really a wonderful woman. Omi always says "there isn't a thing she can't do". And she is right. I never really thought about it much, but it makes a lot of sense. Right now, she is working on my prom dress. She got a basic tea-length dress at Ross for $24.00 and it's beautiful. Can your mother pick out a dress that you would like for prom? Then she is stitching golden embellishments across the top and adding Tulle to the dress to make it more 50's looking. My mom always puts me first instead of herself. She is a wonderful person who can do anything.

Missing teeth give me the chills

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 23:26:18 GMT

Today I went to the dentist to get a crown on my front tooth, because as you know half of it is fake because when I was younger I chipped it on a health rider. The drill was going to town and I was sure he was drilling all of my teeth off. Well the dentist finally finished and I felt a BIG HOLE. My front tooth was sanded down to a nub. Ahhhhh just thinking about it now gives me the chills. Look at this wonderful diagram that I drew to help accurately depict my tooth

Now lets pretend all those "normal looking teeth" represent the teeth that were not drilled. Do you see that twig of a tooth????
When I was talking to the dentist, I was whistling like that damn gopher from Winney the Pooh.

Well the temporary cap is on now, but it is still a big adjustment.

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 16:36:19 GMT

You Belong in 1980

1980

If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

What Year Do You Belong In?

Wed, 23 Mar 2005 03:22:48 GMT

I hope you trip on a shot gun trigger and blow your head off